We're SYAD563. We're the creators of these bad-ass electro-pop hip hop classic rock anthems you fucking love. Even though it might sound like it, were not from outer space, but close to it. We're from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. We drink beer and eat cheese. We want to be big fucking rock stars and die fat, addicted, chauvinistic pigs. Allow me to say we are well on our way to accomplishing three out of our four goals.
Syad563 is a pop duo; a punk rock rap throw back techno experimental turn it up just a little bit louder electro-ninja band. Well maybe not band its just two of us. Elab, naturally cool because he’s black, and One two, who is the not cool white dude so he way over compensated with his stage name guy. Yep, Just another couple of degenerates who decided to do music for the money and the bitches. Don’t give us that shit about artistic expression because we don’t give a fuck! We want to make you move. We want you to forget that you’re not at some trendy penthouse party in Manhattan, but in some dump just down the street from your local Laundromat.
There is no story here. We make music, and as much as we would love to give you our self indulgent over exaggerated autobiographical narrative on how we triumphed against the odds and all of the industries obstacles we’ll spare you the agony. Truth is we produce and record all of our music in the dining room of a turn of the century Victorian conveniently located in the heart of the greater Milwaukee metro area. This is no daytime drama, no inspiring anecdote to help you get through your day, week, or life. It’s really just reality.
The truth is you love us. We love you. You hate us? We don’t care. You are more than welcome to spew your negative hate vomit wherever it lands, but I can promise it will not alter our course. We are here. Deal with it. Live with it. As a matter of fact get used to it because we will not stop for anyone, not the haters, or the critics, cynics, bloggers, bull-shitters, friends, family, or occasional law enforcement officer.
We live the life that others fantasize about not by setting jets in exotic locations around the globe, or drinking expensive champagne while getting pedicures from half naked olive skinned goddesses who just happen to be extremely turned on by creative guys that like to party. We live it by doing what we love to do everyday. We truly enjoy it and whether or not you want to join us in this fascinating journey through this ever dynamic constantly evolving divinely ingenious no one wins impossible game we call life, is up to you, But it would be a lot cooler if you did.
So say fuck it for once in your life. Let go of all your problems. Let your hair or, your tits hang out and party with us. We would love to have you. Bring some friends. Bring some liquor. Bring some of that shit your grandma takes when her arthritis is flaring up. Bring protection. Just don’t bring your bullshit!